FUNNY AND FOOD FOR THOUGHT

WHO CAN'T USE A GOOD QUOTATION ABOUT ART...

& A GOOD LAUGH!?!

 

FUNNY

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully at a painting by Jackson Pollock and thought, "What a piece of crap?"
Rob Long

I've been doing some extremely abstract paintings… no paint, no canvas; I just think about it.

Steven Wright

Man: Mr. Mellon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Mellon: You too? She's shown it to everyone.

Rodney Dangerfield

If I like it, I say it's mine; if I don’t, I say it's a fake.

Pablo Picasso

Public Art is art that’s purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

Dave Barry

A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells.

‘Grandma’ Moses

At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?

Gilbert Gottfried

When having my portrait painted I don’t want justice, I want mercy.

Billy Hughes

TRUE

Painting is easy when you don’t know how, but very difficult when you do.  

Edgar Degas

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

Twyla Tharp

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

Gallagher

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes; art is knowing which ones to keep.

Scott Adams

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

Peter De Vries

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.

Charles Dickens

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Kathy Lette

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.

Pablo Picasso

An artist cannot talk about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture.

Jean Cocteau

 
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